Stupid blood brain, I have some free time, I actually have some free time, after my beautiful Sunday afternoon was overrun with English work (will rant about THAT soon enough), God's day became Miss Rodrdigue's day, I am not pleased and I doubt God is either. Anyway, might try and finish chapter 11 of my book, only a few more pages to go, I know what happens...
1. MRI scan shows he's fine
2. Appointment with therapist is booked
3. Drugs are prescribed
4. Doctor recommends Jack disobeys Darren's latest order, Jack agrees.
5. Jack phones up Ed/Sam/Lucy, tells him/her he'd like to go.
That's what happens in the remainder of chapter 11 in chronological order, yet I can't actually write, what the hell? That isn't writer's block, that's just...Stupid. 'Go outside, get some fresh air, bowl some off spin in the garden Tom' my brain recommends. Bad idea. Lost my tennis ball after gentle off spin against the house became ferocious fast bowling, I lost my precious tennis ball in some flowers, neighbour gave me an odd look as I was crawling around a flower bed looking for a ball. I haven't found it by the way, I'm depressed.
Yesterday some interesting personal shit happened, am I going to write about it? No, no I'm not. Disappointed? I'm glad. But why Tom? We're fed up of hearing about cricket and the apocalypse, yeah I know funny readers, but I'd hate to sadden you all. On that tone...My English work, I have to write a commentary on the autobiographical extract I did. I can now conclude it was the most pointless excercise I have ever been set to complete, having to justify why I put an amazing adjective there or why I keep on using rhetorical questions is just silly, why do I have to explain why I'm amazing? The exam board can probably see that, I most certainly can (I wrote it), can we just leave it how it is please?
Wow Facebook intrigues me. Charlie Aitkin gave you an energy pack in Mafia Wars. Firstly, I have not spoken to him in over five years, why is he being so generous to me? Secondly, what the hell even is Mafia Wars?
Below is an amazing song set to an incredible video. Everyone should watch Band of Brothers, it should be made compulsory viewing, serious I want a law imposed, I might write a letter. The Pacific set to be broadcast next year looks INCREDI-BILL as well, that's right, not incredible, INCREDI-BILL.
Tom,
P.S: England are cocking up an easy victory over South Africa, however I don't mind. We beat Sri Lanka the other day, I'm finding it weird this new found winning...I actually feel guilty about it, like I should apologise to the teams that are SUPPOSED to be good.
Sunday 27 September 2009
Thursday 24 September 2009
'Pulverize the Eiffel towers who criticize your government'
My new philosophy: 'If you avoid something hard enough it becomes unbearably noticeable and finds you.' Classic example being Gordon Brown and power. My philosophy is somewhat flawed however, some things are avoided through choice, some things are avoided through planted obstacles, Gordon Brown falls into the latter of these two categories.
Not looking forward to tomorrow, 'Speak Easy' day, what the hell does that even mean? Learnt today that we're haphazardly placed into random groups, I hate this widespread and unfortunately nourished educational policy. They claim that by working with people you don't usually spend time with is realistic to a working environment, no it's not, in an actual working environment I have the option to leave whenever I want. A working environment has systems of power and authority, people are forced to work alongside each other because they need money TO LIVE. Are Speak Easy going to be feeding us? Or better still, paying us?
The only positive coming out of today was corridor duty actually, despite the fact my platoon was given an IMPOSSIBLE corridor, nobody can stop the mob at the main corridor entrance. I still had a laugh though, bonded with a funny specky kid with a crazy multicoloured badge and terrified a year seven girl. I apologised to her by the way, sort of had to, I want to appear threatening (not aided by Henry sitting next to me knitting) but not to the point where I make children cry. 'The only positive coming out of today was corridor duty' - Oh good God my life sucks.
Tom,
P.S: Green Day - Holiday being the title lyrics.
Not looking forward to tomorrow, 'Speak Easy' day, what the hell does that even mean? Learnt today that we're haphazardly placed into random groups, I hate this widespread and unfortunately nourished educational policy. They claim that by working with people you don't usually spend time with is realistic to a working environment, no it's not, in an actual working environment I have the option to leave whenever I want. A working environment has systems of power and authority, people are forced to work alongside each other because they need money TO LIVE. Are Speak Easy going to be feeding us? Or better still, paying us?
The only positive coming out of today was corridor duty actually, despite the fact my platoon was given an IMPOSSIBLE corridor, nobody can stop the mob at the main corridor entrance. I still had a laugh though, bonded with a funny specky kid with a crazy multicoloured badge and terrified a year seven girl. I apologised to her by the way, sort of had to, I want to appear threatening (not aided by Henry sitting next to me knitting) but not to the point where I make children cry. 'The only positive coming out of today was corridor duty' - Oh good God my life sucks.
Tom,
P.S: Green Day - Holiday being the title lyrics.
Wednesday 16 September 2009
NHS - National Health SMELLS.
bleeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg. I've got swine flu, it just hasn't been confirmed yet. I match four of the seven available swine flu symptoms on the NHS site, doesn't that mean I qualify? When are the paranoid masked men going to come round and put me in a containment field? I've been waiting a while now. At least Swine Flu would be a talking point, FLU is just dull.
I'm fed up of riddles in people's personal messages on MSN, or people using their personal messages as a 'LOOK AT MY DEPRESSION' advert. Erm...Yes, I'm not going to list examples, we've all seen it before haven't we? The whole: 'I want my life to end, I'm so unhappy, BLAH, BLAH, FUCKING BLAH.' I'm in an incredibly bad mood by the way. I can't write my sodding book, despite the fact I know EVERYTHING which happens in the final few chapters, sometimes down to the very words, I just can't write!!! I'm forever staring at the flashing cursor tormenting me, if cursors were linguistic mine would be in hysterics. So instead I'm just going to vent on this for a while.
Started talking to a Finnish girl on Omegle earlier, now on MSN. That's the second Finnish girl I have on MSN, Finland has a very small population, do I want all the women in Finland loving me? Would that really be a good thing? Kinda cool having an entire countries female population adoring you, I'd feel guilty though, nothing I can't live with however. Anyway, I found it interesting talking to...Can't remember her name, talking to Fin 2, she's completely different to Fin 1. Talking to Fin 2 is like conversing to a rather thick chav, she actually likes R&B and all sorts of weird stuff. Fin 1 is just scary, she hates everything and everyone, awesome in some respects but she's simply too weird, for example she likes Ballet and swims in Lakes. I'm not sure what it is with me and Finnish people, I'm starting to think sarcasm doesn't exist in Helsinki. Also had a full blown DEMOCRACY V COMMUNISM row with a Chinese guy earlier! He so lost that.
Did just give my mobile number to the Her Majesty's Ministry for Education...Do I want the Government having my mobile number? Bugger. Like to add now, I'm not just phoning up The Ministry for Education and yelling my number at them, I filled out a Youth Parliament form.
So very depressed, so very ill, so very hateful.
Tom,
P.S: Didn't even laugh at the 4 minute preview of Peep Show, unlike the whole of YOUTUBE I just didn't find it that funny...Oh God. DO CHANNEL 4 REALISE PEEP SHOW SERIES 6 IS ALL I AM LIVING FOR?
P.S.S: I finally agree with Obama on something! Kanye West is a jackass.
I'm fed up of riddles in people's personal messages on MSN, or people using their personal messages as a 'LOOK AT MY DEPRESSION' advert. Erm...Yes, I'm not going to list examples, we've all seen it before haven't we? The whole: 'I want my life to end, I'm so unhappy, BLAH, BLAH, FUCKING BLAH.' I'm in an incredibly bad mood by the way. I can't write my sodding book, despite the fact I know EVERYTHING which happens in the final few chapters, sometimes down to the very words, I just can't write!!! I'm forever staring at the flashing cursor tormenting me, if cursors were linguistic mine would be in hysterics. So instead I'm just going to vent on this for a while.
Started talking to a Finnish girl on Omegle earlier, now on MSN. That's the second Finnish girl I have on MSN, Finland has a very small population, do I want all the women in Finland loving me? Would that really be a good thing? Kinda cool having an entire countries female population adoring you, I'd feel guilty though, nothing I can't live with however. Anyway, I found it interesting talking to...Can't remember her name, talking to Fin 2, she's completely different to Fin 1. Talking to Fin 2 is like conversing to a rather thick chav, she actually likes R&B and all sorts of weird stuff. Fin 1 is just scary, she hates everything and everyone, awesome in some respects but she's simply too weird, for example she likes Ballet and swims in Lakes. I'm not sure what it is with me and Finnish people, I'm starting to think sarcasm doesn't exist in Helsinki. Also had a full blown DEMOCRACY V COMMUNISM row with a Chinese guy earlier! He so lost that.
Did just give my mobile number to the Her Majesty's Ministry for Education...Do I want the Government having my mobile number? Bugger. Like to add now, I'm not just phoning up The Ministry for Education and yelling my number at them, I filled out a Youth Parliament form.
So very depressed, so very ill, so very hateful.
Tom,
P.S: Didn't even laugh at the 4 minute preview of Peep Show, unlike the whole of YOUTUBE I just didn't find it that funny...Oh God. DO CHANNEL 4 REALISE PEEP SHOW SERIES 6 IS ALL I AM LIVING FOR?
P.S.S: I finally agree with Obama on something! Kanye West is a jackass.
Sunday 13 September 2009
'How many times do I have to learn? All the love I have is in my mind?'
Ah, the Pigeon Detectives are giving me a headache with their songs of picking up girls like they're from the unwanted, used and broken PS2 games section in GAME. I for one pity those games, they look so sad. Am loving the Mitchell and Webb sketches at the moment, getting me even more hyped about the long awaited return of Peep Show, why can't it be everyday? A Peep Show soap opera would be fucking ace. I'm not going to post loads of my favourite sketches on here, otherwise I might as well just become Youtube, but if you're feeling miserable check out any sketches concerning 'The Event', 'Walk off a cliff' and 'Big Talk'.
I've recently been inspired by...myself...And have acquired a whole wealth of novel ideas, annoyingly I need to finish my current book (3 chapters and counting) which I was supposed to accomplish over the summer, what the hell was I doing for 11 weeks? NOTHING!! And I still haven't finished the thing, I blame the internet. Though I do love the intenert, what was life like before the internet? Thank God I was born in the 90's and not the 70's, I would be so bored I'd probably be into Dungeons and Dragons and bloody stamp collecting. Sorry, I just don't see the appeal of stamp collecting,
'Look everyone I've got a second class stap from Namiba!'
'Great and what can you do with that...?'
'Err...I can look at it?'
'So, nothing?'
'Yes.'
I don't care if this rant loses all my loyal disciples, this is my blog, I can say what I like. I don't understand emos. Why millions of us have to dye our hair black and listen to Paramore to make ourselves more interesting bewilders me. That's all it is though, 'GRRR...Look at me with my black hair and my black clothes and my fucking pierced FACE! I'm so damn depressed, LOOK AT ME!' It's a mindless attention seeking ploy, people have to join this friendly goth spin off cult to give themselves a new dimension, to appear deep and troubled. Don't get me wrong though, I'm not a huge fan of emos (which by now I hope has been made clear) but they're mostly pleasant people who have always been somewhat courteous to me, I'm not against their existence or want to drive them all into concentration camps. Although, any reading this will probably make it their job to beat me into a dwarf like stature, I'd like to stress I just don't get them, not hate them. But this isn't surprising, I have a monotone dreary southern accent, I wear neatly ironed shirts, watch cricket, can relate to Mark Corrigan, write novels and think toffs are awesome....I know, it's any wonder why I'm single.
I think for the coming week I'm going to make a concerted effort to be nice to everyone. There are times where I'll be making a joke about someone or something and then overstep the line, one minute someone will be laughing at what I'm saying then I go a little too far and it's actually quite evil, I also yelled at someone last week who was just being friendly to me, I do rather feel bad about that. I can be nice to people and do genuinely care about SOME, it's just...Not in my nature?
ENOUGH ABOUT HOW I'M GOING TO REDEVELOP MY ATTITUDE TO PEOPLE AND GOVERNMENTS FOR ONE RECOGNISED WEEK, LETS TALK ABOUT FRIDAY 18TH SEPTEMBER. OR RATHER LETS WATCH A NICELY EDITED CHANNEL 4 PROMO CONCERNING FRIDAY 18TH SEPTEMBER 2009.
Tom,
P.S: Don't watch United 93, it's like the film antidepressants run away screaming from.
P.S.S: Title lyrics are from Lucky Man - The Verve.
I've recently been inspired by...myself...And have acquired a whole wealth of novel ideas, annoyingly I need to finish my current book (3 chapters and counting) which I was supposed to accomplish over the summer, what the hell was I doing for 11 weeks? NOTHING!! And I still haven't finished the thing, I blame the internet. Though I do love the intenert, what was life like before the internet? Thank God I was born in the 90's and not the 70's, I would be so bored I'd probably be into Dungeons and Dragons and bloody stamp collecting. Sorry, I just don't see the appeal of stamp collecting,
'Look everyone I've got a second class stap from Namiba!'
'Great and what can you do with that...?'
'Err...I can look at it?'
'So, nothing?'
'Yes.'
I don't care if this rant loses all my loyal disciples, this is my blog, I can say what I like. I don't understand emos. Why millions of us have to dye our hair black and listen to Paramore to make ourselves more interesting bewilders me. That's all it is though, 'GRRR...Look at me with my black hair and my black clothes and my fucking pierced FACE! I'm so damn depressed, LOOK AT ME!' It's a mindless attention seeking ploy, people have to join this friendly goth spin off cult to give themselves a new dimension, to appear deep and troubled. Don't get me wrong though, I'm not a huge fan of emos (which by now I hope has been made clear) but they're mostly pleasant people who have always been somewhat courteous to me, I'm not against their existence or want to drive them all into concentration camps. Although, any reading this will probably make it their job to beat me into a dwarf like stature, I'd like to stress I just don't get them, not hate them. But this isn't surprising, I have a monotone dreary southern accent, I wear neatly ironed shirts, watch cricket, can relate to Mark Corrigan, write novels and think toffs are awesome....I know, it's any wonder why I'm single.
I think for the coming week I'm going to make a concerted effort to be nice to everyone. There are times where I'll be making a joke about someone or something and then overstep the line, one minute someone will be laughing at what I'm saying then I go a little too far and it's actually quite evil, I also yelled at someone last week who was just being friendly to me, I do rather feel bad about that. I can be nice to people and do genuinely care about SOME, it's just...Not in my nature?
ENOUGH ABOUT HOW I'M GOING TO REDEVELOP MY ATTITUDE TO PEOPLE AND GOVERNMENTS FOR ONE RECOGNISED WEEK, LETS TALK ABOUT FRIDAY 18TH SEPTEMBER. OR RATHER LETS WATCH A NICELY EDITED CHANNEL 4 PROMO CONCERNING FRIDAY 18TH SEPTEMBER 2009.
Tom,
P.S: Don't watch United 93, it's like the film antidepressants run away screaming from.
P.S.S: Title lyrics are from Lucky Man - The Verve.
Wednesday 9 September 2009
Do Tic-Tac rehab clinics exist?
I've noticed something about TV DVD box sets. Something important. Lost series 1 and 2 are huge great boxes, 4 episodes on each disc, 1 disc to a case. Same goes for House, series 1 and 2 are monstrous boxes with 4 episodes to 1 disc, 1 disc to a case. In 2007, the same year as both Lost series 3 and House series 3 were aired and consequently released to DVD A REVOLUTION IN THE WORLD OF TV DVD BOX SETS OCCURRED! Same number of episodes yet a tiny little box. But why or more like HOW Tom? Woah, just calm down, I'll explain, some genius (or environmental nutter) at the world of DVDs realised that two discs could actually fit into 1 case. Yeah, that's it.
Haven't done a blog in a while, not since Monday 31st August, today is the 9th of September, wow. Oh yeah, about today's date, slightly annoyed, heard a bunch of people talking about how today was the anniversary of 9/11. No it's not. The Americans just use a silly reversal system, gaaah. Everyone knows 9/11 was mostly a conspiracy anyway, seriously guys, Youtube: 'World Trade Center 7', it's all there. The most convincing video being a BBC correspondent reporting with the skyline in her background, she's informing the viewers on the collapse of bulding 7 which is still stood in the background, only five minutes after she first announces the news can we see the building collapse, it wasn't only the twin towers which fell that day, OF COURSE IT WASN'T RIGGED.
Blimey...I really do have nothing to say today, fine 6th form, lets talk about that. It's ok, I was outraged that the co-op continues to sell me spearmint tic-tacs instead of fresh mint. Me and Bes moved from our bench to...Another bench, more central to civilsation..erm...Yeah, sixth form is fun, the lessons are actually quite interesting, apart from Drama, but hey I'm dropping that after this year anyway. DO NOT like Psychology woman, always getting me to be her guinea pig in her stupid memory experiments, why? We all know I can't remember three random letters whilst counting back in threes from 760. Me and Bes need to replace David with someone, he isn't worthy to be part of the Three Lee Enfields, errrrgggggg....I don't actually think there's much else to report in concern to work, my cramp came back briefly at half 1, was not impressed. I don't appreciate my foot yelling at me in a childish voice: 'No sorry Tom, I've been supporting you for 16 years now, I'm on strike, walk on your hands or something, they do fuck all.'
AHHHHH!!!!! Even the Lost trailers are so ambiguous they could have been directed by someone who's never watched the show before and is 8!!! However, the Oceanic airlines women do get noticeably more and more attractive as the advert progresses.
I expect only Simon cared about that video.
Must be something else I can write on.... My wife sent me a Boulevard Of Broken Dreams and Wonderwall mix, I usually hate mixes, but this actually works! In places. The opening of Boulevard and Wonderwall are virtually identical, Boulevard is just more electric guitar based, more manly, more just GRRRRRRR.
I promise from now on I'll only update this thing when I've got something to write,
Tom,
P.S: I just watched a Channel Nine Ashes montage to 'Run' by Snow Patrol, one of the best montage videos I've ever seen. Actually made me pity the Australians, I kinda felt sorry for them and I'm not even being sarcastic, even I find it sad to see such arrogant cocks beaten down by less talented Englishmen.
P.S.S: HOUSE IS AN AMAZING SHOW.
P.S.S.S: I realise my title doesn't relate to much of the post, bassicaly I've got a problem, I think it needs looking at.
Haven't done a blog in a while, not since Monday 31st August, today is the 9th of September, wow. Oh yeah, about today's date, slightly annoyed, heard a bunch of people talking about how today was the anniversary of 9/11. No it's not. The Americans just use a silly reversal system, gaaah. Everyone knows 9/11 was mostly a conspiracy anyway, seriously guys, Youtube: 'World Trade Center 7', it's all there. The most convincing video being a BBC correspondent reporting with the skyline in her background, she's informing the viewers on the collapse of bulding 7 which is still stood in the background, only five minutes after she first announces the news can we see the building collapse, it wasn't only the twin towers which fell that day, OF COURSE IT WASN'T RIGGED.
Blimey...I really do have nothing to say today, fine 6th form, lets talk about that. It's ok, I was outraged that the co-op continues to sell me spearmint tic-tacs instead of fresh mint. Me and Bes moved from our bench to...Another bench, more central to civilsation..erm...Yeah, sixth form is fun, the lessons are actually quite interesting, apart from Drama, but hey I'm dropping that after this year anyway. DO NOT like Psychology woman, always getting me to be her guinea pig in her stupid memory experiments, why? We all know I can't remember three random letters whilst counting back in threes from 760. Me and Bes need to replace David with someone, he isn't worthy to be part of the Three Lee Enfields, errrrgggggg....I don't actually think there's much else to report in concern to work, my cramp came back briefly at half 1, was not impressed. I don't appreciate my foot yelling at me in a childish voice: 'No sorry Tom, I've been supporting you for 16 years now, I'm on strike, walk on your hands or something, they do fuck all.'
AHHHHH!!!!! Even the Lost trailers are so ambiguous they could have been directed by someone who's never watched the show before and is 8!!! However, the Oceanic airlines women do get noticeably more and more attractive as the advert progresses.
I expect only Simon cared about that video.
Must be something else I can write on.... My wife sent me a Boulevard Of Broken Dreams and Wonderwall mix, I usually hate mixes, but this actually works! In places. The opening of Boulevard and Wonderwall are virtually identical, Boulevard is just more electric guitar based, more manly, more just GRRRRRRR.
I promise from now on I'll only update this thing when I've got something to write,
Tom,
P.S: I just watched a Channel Nine Ashes montage to 'Run' by Snow Patrol, one of the best montage videos I've ever seen. Actually made me pity the Australians, I kinda felt sorry for them and I'm not even being sarcastic, even I find it sad to see such arrogant cocks beaten down by less talented Englishmen.
P.S.S: HOUSE IS AN AMAZING SHOW.
P.S.S.S: I realise my title doesn't relate to much of the post, bassicaly I've got a problem, I think it needs looking at.
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