Who the hell's Mandy?

Ok time for a proper entry.
Tuesday today, quite a good day, well I can't complain, E seemed to like her Christmas present. Though I feel really sorry for her, she's been working damn hard after school and everything over this yearbook thingy and it's not fair at this time of the year.
In other news, yet another conspicary is working against me, we have an advent calender in our tutor, I pick out names every morning, I have never been chosen and by the looks of it never will, despite cosntant resuarances from my tutor, I simply have to go along with the theory S has burnt my name in a fit of rage.

After watching last weeks Survivors I may have developed a very small crush on the character Anya, this weeks episode....Turns out she's a lesbian, how fucking typical. This is simmilar to Claire in Lost, she turned out to be a nutter and then an Australian, why did it take me so long to figure out that accent??????

God...Listening to Barry Manilow, if only the name Mandy was replaced with Emily it would be one of the more perfect to me song's ever. Oh I mentioned her name on the blog...Am I allowed to do that? Wait who am I asking this question to? Christ I'm quite the schizophrenic.

Better go,

Tom,

Sorry, but it's not like this post really has a point, so neither will the title.

MORNING (for those reading in the morning)
Swindon radio came on earlier and they had someone phoning in who lives in Southampton, why? Why does that man listen to Swindon radio?

Bye,

Tom,

Blarg ne farg

Going to make this brief today. Just washed all the crap put of my hair, a pillock decided to pour the contents of a gutter over me 'accidently'.
Been watching videos all day and drawing disturbing images, when I say disturbing images I just mean smiley faces.
Had an AMAZING idea for a book so will finish this up now,

Tom,

P.S: Congratulaions to S who's very recently started a relationship with a complete lunatic, well I think she's mentally insane, but he loves her, so hell, well done and I'm glad your happy S.

I've done some thinking

As the title suggests, I have indeed done some thinking. I've reached only a couple of solid conclusions, I'm a complete nutter and I like cricket just a bit too much.
I'm not a nice person, I'm not someone who I would wish to even know or befriend. I spend half my time moaning, the other half mocking something or other.

I have a girlfriend, but I don't know why, she's fantastic, but me? I have three books about Nazi Germany and the Third Reich for God sake (admitedlly those were birthday presents...I still read them though). I've got a friend who's going through a really crap patch at the moment and in the wake of Christmas it really isn't fair, I try to be there for him, but nothing I say can make any difference, I'm completely powerless and I hate that.
But this isn't just some bizzare confession of a nutter, because I'm thankful, I really am, I'm thankful for E, (should probably give her a new code name because by saying I'm thankful of E...I sorta sound like a bit of a druggy). But yeah, I'm thankful for her, for being so wonderfully brilliant.
I'm thankful for my friends who put up with so many rants about why me losing my Bugs Life pen and how it is most likely the fault of the Dutch. I'm also thankful for my family, who are subjected to me near 24/7, but I'm especially thankful to my dear cat, who does actually put up with me 24/7 and literally knows everything there is to know about me.

Sorry for the random outburst of emotion, but know that I've got that off my chest, I can press on writing about other events and thoughts.
Cricket yes cricket...I'm obsessed but it isn't even the season, well it isn't the season in England, however as nearly every cricket playing nation is in the lower hemisphere, it's the season over there. Which is probably the problem, so many games going on in so many beautiful grounds in lovely hot sunny countries...Excluding India, that place is quite frankly terrifying.

I really feel like I should be doing some more to my book, I've got up to a really cruically exciting bit...Well exciting for me at least. This weekend I'll have a good session.
Anyways, hope everything is good for you and if it isn't, well keep going, the good stuff is really worth waiting for, trust me.

Tom,

P.S: The ghosts on Pacman keep cornering me

A sitcom, drama and who the hell is Amjad Khan??

TODAY IS SUNDAY!!!!...Just thought I'd announce that in caps lock. So what have I been doing this Sunday? The majority of the morning was spent watching a couple of Series five Peep Show episodes and some random stuff from Ashes dvds all from the comfort of my bed. A luxury for me these days, my ps2 decided a few months back that it just wasn't going to have anything to do with dvds.
My brothers however plays them all perfectly...Last night I simply swapped Playstations, cunning I know, no seriously the SIS should employ me. The best bit is, he still hasn't noticed.

The rest of the day was spent writing a radio sitcom with H, it's loosely based on World War Two set in a rather bizzare Cotswold village, quite brilliant....Ooo I just had an idea for a song, might have to write this down.
Oh good lord, fun bouncing Drama has been tottally destroyed, until February I am working alongside two of the most frustratingly annoying girls in the school on a play about child abuse. It is quite ridiculos, we could pick any topic we wanted as long as it was educational to the audience, for some reason they weren't too keen on: Why Communism doesnt work, with me playing Stalin.
I mean why child abuse? 'Because it's deep Tom.'

Pah, this is going to ruin my Friday afternoons now, having to play an abused child until February... Well better look on the bright side, its Christmas soon, there's the brilliant E, cricket might be on in the near future.
Though England have picked some bloke called Amjad Khan....Now I follow the county game intensely, but I have never heard of this mysterious bowler from Kent and on that basis alone I've decided I don't like him.

Tom,

P.S: LOOK AT ALL THE CRAZY CHANGES I'VE MADE...NOW YOU CAN PLAY PACMAN DAMN IT!!!! Psychedelic or what?????

That last entry was pathetic,

That last entry was pathetic, I'm going to write a better one.
Still with a slight problem on what to write, crap is my life really this dull?...I have been playing Flight Simulator 2004 for quite a long time, is my life that sad?
I don't have an advent calendar as well, I'm now too old, pah to that...Here I go with the moaning again,must stop this.
Update on the S situation: he has engaged the doctors in a brutal fight involving foam disk guns, the Black Watch are apparently moving into position.
In the general scheme of things though, life is pretty good, it's just those little things which really get to you in this weather, like my ipod, the advent calender, exams etc... S decided to give out sweets to E today.....Suspicious, I'm watching you S, oh and if you happen to be reading this, so are the Black Watch.
Why do I have a mallet?...Anyway, yeah, Woolworths is going, I never really liked that shop, never saw quite what it's point was, but I'll miss it for the pick n mix.
What this country needs to steer it through these troubled times is........Me.
I would do a brilliant job, I've alerady got this all sussed out, the economy needs a little kick to get it started again, what better way than by building a HUGE tourist attraction? I'm thinking....The Great Wall of Shropshire, obviosuly Shropshire is a tiny county, so this wall will (unlike that wall the Chinese have)be tall rather than long, and when I say tall I mean 6000000 feet.

With a slightly better but more absurd entry,

Tom,

P.S: S...There behind you,

O dear

Ok....I'm finding it hard to take in what I've just heard, S is playing Runescape.

Moving on, I had three exams today, that's just mental! I had no break, little lunch and I had to actually use jedi mind powers to controll my table in the Drama exam.
Other news, my ipod is still broken, I'm going to have to phone Appple tommorow, either them or Childine, maybe both (I'm not taking it well).
Is Benjamin Linus the best Lost character ever????????????? I reckon he must be, just imagine if that man was put in charge of a large military nation, woah!

Well I'll finish this up, as I'm running out of stuff to say as you can probably tell,

Tom,

P.S: The doctors are already at S's house, he's being taken to a sponge room, we can all relax.