Should I bother filling you in? Got nothing better to do, I watched Lost earlier hoping it would give me answers to life, didn't really work.
I really can't be bothored to go into the gory details, Angry girl has just been stirring up trouble, but now she's going out with Jambon (THANK GOD).
Bugger I feel so ill, I've been shivering nearly all day and my head feels like it might give up, pack its bags and piss off to Alaska. I should probably stop being so negative, but that's just me, I am negative, I'm a grumpy ranting sod, not much is going to change that...Maybe a helicopter, I asked for one of them for Christmas, just imagine what I could do with a helicopter....
Yes anyway, back to reality, new series of Live at the Apollo tonight!!!! And by the looks of the trailer, Michael Mcintyre and Frankie Boyle are both going to be on, can hardly wait.
Urg...Must be something else for me to report on................England flying home from India, because apparently they are now a terroist target!?!?!? Only I want to cause harm to Alastair Cook for God sake.
Bye people,
Tom,
Friday, 28 November 2008
Wednesday, 26 November 2008
It's happened...
I don't have much time, I might have to start digging a bunker in my garden...Would that be an overreaction? Let me explain,
The past few hours almost every single technological device has broken, I get home, all the lights in my room have strangely broken, my hairdryer lead tries to murder me (trip me up), my computer is acting like a schizophrenic on heroine even to the point where Microsoft Narrator literally decided without my consent to turn itself on and have a merry chat with itself.
My ipod has decided that if I try and increase the volume ever so slightly it won't stand for it and drags it back down to this pathetic level.
And as for the ps2...I'm just now far too terrified to even turn it on.
In other news, England lost the fifth ODI against India, is that even news? Its like reporting I did some breathing today, its sort of a regular event.
There must be something else....Oh yes! Survivors, I rather like that show, its another Lost style thing.
Bunch of 'survivors' having to live out their life and then this weird back story, but its all set in Britain instead of, actually where is Lost set?...Instead of set in Jamaica, and there's an angry Scottish man, which Lost also has come to think of it, but he died then came back to life then travelled through time and space...Perhaps I should start watching something more down to Earth.
For fear I'm blabbing I will leave you now, well I would continue, but my computers making a weird humming sound....
Tom,
P.S: B is going to kill us all with her death note (THERE B YOU HAVE BEEN MENTIONED)
The past few hours almost every single technological device has broken, I get home, all the lights in my room have strangely broken, my hairdryer lead tries to murder me (trip me up), my computer is acting like a schizophrenic on heroine even to the point where Microsoft Narrator literally decided without my consent to turn itself on and have a merry chat with itself.
My ipod has decided that if I try and increase the volume ever so slightly it won't stand for it and drags it back down to this pathetic level.
And as for the ps2...I'm just now far too terrified to even turn it on.
In other news, England lost the fifth ODI against India, is that even news? Its like reporting I did some breathing today, its sort of a regular event.
There must be something else....Oh yes! Survivors, I rather like that show, its another Lost style thing.
Bunch of 'survivors' having to live out their life and then this weird back story, but its all set in Britain instead of, actually where is Lost set?...Instead of set in Jamaica, and there's an angry Scottish man, which Lost also has come to think of it, but he died then came back to life then travelled through time and space...Perhaps I should start watching something more down to Earth.
For fear I'm blabbing I will leave you now, well I would continue, but my computers making a weird humming sound....
Tom,
P.S: B is going to kill us all with her death note (THERE B YOU HAVE BEEN MENTIONED)
Saturday, 15 November 2008
Quantum of something or other
Sorry about the lack of posts, I could say I've had a busy week, but that would be lying and I dont want to lie....might stop me getting a mortgage or something.
So what has happened this week, actually quite a lot, let me fill you in.
Life is good, just to make a change, life is really good, I've just been so happy recently, why is this?
Well of course there's E, E has made my happy, my Zoo has made me happy, actually I'm rather obsessed with my Zoo, a maths exam turned out to be rather easy and just everything seems to be on the up....Except the bloody England cricket team, oh how they frustrate me, but its not their fault, its Yuvraj Singh's...One day, one day I swear I'll hunt him down and pelt him with dough balls in his sleep.
I mean the man has back spasms whilst batting and still scores a bloody hundred with 13 sixes!!!! Next time I bat I want back spasms damn it!!!!
S is doing another weird mood again, he's created a 'Things to do before I die' list, though I'm a bit of a hypocrite as I also have a list with that title. He's asking me for suggestions see and is promising that he'll do anything I say, I'm abusing this slightly....S's latest addition to the list: Graffiti the words 'DISSAPOINTING' on the side of the grand canyon.
Saw the new Bond film earlier today with Seberry, pretty much non stop action, but a good film, undecided if it beats Casino Royale.
Argh!!!!!! Playing an online version of Risk and someone has invaded Alaska, finally this game is starting to get interesting, better go now folks,
Hope your all well....hmmm I don't usually wish people well....well I hope you are anyway and if your not, feel free to join server 7 on Risk 2 online, please dont unite with Rick17 though, he's a backstabbing bastard.
Tom!
P.S: After posing in front of a mirror dressed in a suit with bb gun in hand for about five minutes (ok fine..10) I have come to one conclusion....I am definitely James Bond, no doubt about it.
So what has happened this week, actually quite a lot, let me fill you in.
Life is good, just to make a change, life is really good, I've just been so happy recently, why is this?
Well of course there's E, E has made my happy, my Zoo has made me happy, actually I'm rather obsessed with my Zoo, a maths exam turned out to be rather easy and just everything seems to be on the up....Except the bloody England cricket team, oh how they frustrate me, but its not their fault, its Yuvraj Singh's...One day, one day I swear I'll hunt him down and pelt him with dough balls in his sleep.
I mean the man has back spasms whilst batting and still scores a bloody hundred with 13 sixes!!!! Next time I bat I want back spasms damn it!!!!
S is doing another weird mood again, he's created a 'Things to do before I die' list, though I'm a bit of a hypocrite as I also have a list with that title. He's asking me for suggestions see and is promising that he'll do anything I say, I'm abusing this slightly....S's latest addition to the list: Graffiti the words 'DISSAPOINTING' on the side of the grand canyon.
Saw the new Bond film earlier today with Seberry, pretty much non stop action, but a good film, undecided if it beats Casino Royale.
Argh!!!!!! Playing an online version of Risk and someone has invaded Alaska, finally this game is starting to get interesting, better go now folks,
Hope your all well....hmmm I don't usually wish people well....well I hope you are anyway and if your not, feel free to join server 7 on Risk 2 online, please dont unite with Rick17 though, he's a backstabbing bastard.
Tom!
P.S: After posing in front of a mirror dressed in a suit with bb gun in hand for about five minutes (ok fine..10) I have come to one conclusion....I am definitely James Bond, no doubt about it.
Monday, 10 November 2008
Ahhhhhhhhhh
Just had one of those days, one of those bloody annoying days. English was a complete and utter mess, me and thingy bassicaly laughing the whole way through it, God that was awful and childish...It's not fair, in Drama I reguarlly play comedy roles and have no problem with laughing, how typical.
Things then went from bad to diabolically crap, in ICT a person who we shall just call Mr lying golf obsessed blob decided for 'a joke' to muck around with my Reality Check database, locking all the damn cells, took me the majority of the lesson to clean up the mess he made.
Didn't see much of E today either, that was crap, oh and my sandwich was covered in stupid seeds! How many times do I have to tell my Mother?? I'M NOT A BIRD.
Arg, I need comforting right now, instead I have to trudge away to a Maths tutoring session, when will Monday end??????
Tom,
Things then went from bad to diabolically crap, in ICT a person who we shall just call Mr lying golf obsessed blob decided for 'a joke' to muck around with my Reality Check database, locking all the damn cells, took me the majority of the lesson to clean up the mess he made.
Didn't see much of E today either, that was crap, oh and my sandwich was covered in stupid seeds! How many times do I have to tell my Mother?? I'M NOT A BIRD.
Arg, I need comforting right now, instead I have to trudge away to a Maths tutoring session, when will Monday end??????
Tom,
Sunday, 9 November 2008
New England, irony and instrumentals
Just come out of watching Stephen Fry in America, that man and his brilliant series have compleatly changed my view on that quite remarkable country.
I now want to visist it more so than Australia, some of the scenery in places such as Arizona and New England are just stunning. Of course like every country, there are places I would very much want to avoid, Las Vegas looks like a complete plastic dump and Miami doesn't seem that appealing.
In other news, on Remembrance Sunday I start writing the chapter in my book where world war three is declared...Just a tad ironic. Was looking over photos from my Somme trip a year or so ago, what a bloody awful waste of people's dreams, hopes and futures in general, urg...
On a lighter note, found a great instrumental youtube channel, loads of instrumentals on there all with download links, I recommend the Muse ones. http://uk.youtube.com/user/instrumentalsandmore
Tom!
I now want to visist it more so than Australia, some of the scenery in places such as Arizona and New England are just stunning. Of course like every country, there are places I would very much want to avoid, Las Vegas looks like a complete plastic dump and Miami doesn't seem that appealing.
In other news, on Remembrance Sunday I start writing the chapter in my book where world war three is declared...Just a tad ironic. Was looking over photos from my Somme trip a year or so ago, what a bloody awful waste of people's dreams, hopes and futures in general, urg...
On a lighter note, found a great instrumental youtube channel, loads of instrumentals on there all with download links, I recommend the Muse ones. http://uk.youtube.com/user/instrumentalsandmore
Tom!
Saturday, 8 November 2008
The sheep have moved....
Feeling much better than yesterday. So its Saturday and what have I been doing?
Saw a friend earlier and his crazy dog who attacked my shoes, the dog that is, not the friend. Other than that not much is happening, I feel like I should be working or maybe even writing my book.
What the hell has happened to Australia? Once the best side in the world now a platoon of idiots, I should be happy, its the Ashes next year after all...It's just so odd, I need more time to adjust.
Been listening to Hoppipolla loads, I dont even know what they're saying, they could be singing about the dangers of microwaves in the hands of the Turkish for all I know, but it doesnt really matter quite frankly.
Wow how did that happen?...The sheep moved from one field to the other without me realising, clearly running out of things to say here, will shut up.
Tom,
Saw a friend earlier and his crazy dog who attacked my shoes, the dog that is, not the friend. Other than that not much is happening, I feel like I should be working or maybe even writing my book.
What the hell has happened to Australia? Once the best side in the world now a platoon of idiots, I should be happy, its the Ashes next year after all...It's just so odd, I need more time to adjust.
Been listening to Hoppipolla loads, I dont even know what they're saying, they could be singing about the dangers of microwaves in the hands of the Turkish for all I know, but it doesnt really matter quite frankly.
Wow how did that happen?...The sheep moved from one field to the other without me realising, clearly running out of things to say here, will shut up.
Tom,
Friday, 7 November 2008
Fix you on loop
Hello people, I say people I'm not sure anyone reads this these days.
The last time I was this depressed was when...Possibly when England lost the Ashes 5-0, but that was more anger than depression, ok maybe since when I moved house.
I'm listening to Fix you on loop...Is this a good idea? I dont know, not planning to stop though. Why does everything good which happens only last for an annoyingly short period of time? Oh I should stop moaning, whats the use, I'm just gonna bat on Cricket 07...bat until I die, just keep on batting.
Bye,
Tom,
The last time I was this depressed was when...Possibly when England lost the Ashes 5-0, but that was more anger than depression, ok maybe since when I moved house.
I'm listening to Fix you on loop...Is this a good idea? I dont know, not planning to stop though. Why does everything good which happens only last for an annoyingly short period of time? Oh I should stop moaning, whats the use, I'm just gonna bat on Cricket 07...bat until I die, just keep on batting.
Bye,
Tom,
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