That last entry was pathetic,

That last entry was pathetic, I'm going to write a better one.
Still with a slight problem on what to write, crap is my life really this dull?...I have been playing Flight Simulator 2004 for quite a long time, is my life that sad?
I don't have an advent calendar as well, I'm now too old, pah to that...Here I go with the moaning again,must stop this.
Update on the S situation: he has engaged the doctors in a brutal fight involving foam disk guns, the Black Watch are apparently moving into position.
In the general scheme of things though, life is pretty good, it's just those little things which really get to you in this weather, like my ipod, the advent calender, exams etc... S decided to give out sweets to E today.....Suspicious, I'm watching you S, oh and if you happen to be reading this, so are the Black Watch.
Why do I have a mallet?...Anyway, yeah, Woolworths is going, I never really liked that shop, never saw quite what it's point was, but I'll miss it for the pick n mix.
What this country needs to steer it through these troubled times is........Me.
I would do a brilliant job, I've alerady got this all sussed out, the economy needs a little kick to get it started again, what better way than by building a HUGE tourist attraction? I'm thinking....The Great Wall of Shropshire, obviosuly Shropshire is a tiny county, so this wall will (unlike that wall the Chinese have)be tall rather than long, and when I say tall I mean 6000000 feet.

With a slightly better but more absurd entry,

Tom,

P.S: S...There behind you,