A depressing sequence of events

Should I bother filling you in? Got nothing better to do, I watched Lost earlier hoping it would give me answers to life, didn't really work.
I really can't be bothored to go into the gory details, Angry girl has just been stirring up trouble, but now she's going out with Jambon (THANK GOD).
Bugger I feel so ill, I've been shivering nearly all day and my head feels like it might give up, pack its bags and piss off to Alaska. I should probably stop being so negative, but that's just me, I am negative, I'm a grumpy ranting sod, not much is going to change that...Maybe a helicopter, I asked for one of them for Christmas, just imagine what I could do with a helicopter....

Yes anyway, back to reality, new series of Live at the Apollo tonight!!!! And by the looks of the trailer, Michael Mcintyre and Frankie Boyle are both going to be on, can hardly wait.
Urg...Must be something else for me to report on................England flying home from India, because apparently they are now a terroist target!?!?!? Only I want to cause harm to Alastair Cook for God sake.

Bye people,

Tom,

It's happened...

I don't have much time, I might have to start digging a bunker in my garden...Would that be an overreaction? Let me explain,
The past few hours almost every single technological device has broken, I get home, all the lights in my room have strangely broken, my hairdryer lead tries to murder me (trip me up), my computer is acting like a schizophrenic on heroine even to the point where Microsoft Narrator literally decided without my consent to turn itself on and have a merry chat with itself.
My ipod has decided that if I try and increase the volume ever so slightly it won't stand for it and drags it back down to this pathetic level.
And as for the ps2...I'm just now far too terrified to even turn it on.

In other news, England lost the fifth ODI against India, is that even news? Its like reporting I did some breathing today, its sort of a regular event.
There must be something else....Oh yes! Survivors, I rather like that show, its another Lost style thing.
Bunch of 'survivors' having to live out their life and then this weird back story, but its all set in Britain instead of, actually where is Lost set?...Instead of set in Jamaica, and there's an angry Scottish man, which Lost also has come to think of it, but he died then came back to life then travelled through time and space...Perhaps I should start watching something more down to Earth.

For fear I'm blabbing I will leave you now, well I would continue, but my computers making a weird humming sound....

Tom,

P.S: B is going to kill us all with her death note (THERE B YOU HAVE BEEN MENTIONED)

Quantum of something or other

Sorry about the lack of posts, I could say I've had a busy week, but that would be lying and I dont want to lie....might stop me getting a mortgage or something.

So what has happened this week, actually quite a lot, let me fill you in.
Life is good, just to make a change, life is really good, I've just been so happy recently, why is this?
Well of course there's E, E has made my happy, my Zoo has made me happy, actually I'm rather obsessed with my Zoo, a maths exam turned out to be rather easy and just everything seems to be on the up....Except the bloody England cricket team, oh how they frustrate me, but its not their fault, its Yuvraj Singh's...One day, one day I swear I'll hunt him down and pelt him with dough balls in his sleep.
I mean the man has back spasms whilst batting and still scores a bloody hundred with 13 sixes!!!! Next time I bat I want back spasms damn it!!!!

S is doing another weird mood again, he's created a 'Things to do before I die' list, though I'm a bit of a hypocrite as I also have a list with that title. He's asking me for suggestions see and is promising that he'll do anything I say, I'm abusing this slightly....S's latest addition to the list: Graffiti the words 'DISSAPOINTING' on the side of the grand canyon.

Saw the new Bond film earlier today with Seberry, pretty much non stop action, but a good film, undecided if it beats Casino Royale.
Argh!!!!!! Playing an online version of Risk and someone has invaded Alaska, finally this game is starting to get interesting, better go now folks,

Hope your all well....hmmm I don't usually wish people well....well I hope you are anyway and if your not, feel free to join server 7 on Risk 2 online, please dont unite with Rick17 though, he's a backstabbing bastard.

Tom!
P.S: After posing in front of a mirror dressed in a suit with bb gun in hand for about five minutes (ok fine..10) I have come to one conclusion....I am definitely James Bond, no doubt about it.

Ahhhhhhhhhh

Just had one of those days, one of those bloody annoying days. English was a complete and utter mess, me and thingy bassicaly laughing the whole way through it, God that was awful and childish...It's not fair, in Drama I reguarlly play comedy roles and have no problem with laughing, how typical.
Things then went from bad to diabolically crap, in ICT a person who we shall just call Mr lying golf obsessed blob decided for 'a joke' to muck around with my Reality Check database, locking all the damn cells, took me the majority of the lesson to clean up the mess he made.
Didn't see much of E today either, that was crap, oh and my sandwich was covered in stupid seeds! How many times do I have to tell my Mother?? I'M NOT A BIRD.
Arg, I need comforting right now, instead I have to trudge away to a Maths tutoring session, when will Monday end??????

Tom,

New England, irony and instrumentals

Just come out of watching Stephen Fry in America, that man and his brilliant series have compleatly changed my view on that quite remarkable country.
I now want to visist it more so than Australia, some of the scenery in places such as Arizona and New England are just stunning. Of course like every country, there are places I would very much want to avoid, Las Vegas looks like a complete plastic dump and Miami doesn't seem that appealing.

In other news, on Remembrance Sunday I start writing the chapter in my book where world war three is declared...Just a tad ironic. Was looking over photos from my Somme trip a year or so ago, what a bloody awful waste of people's dreams, hopes and futures in general, urg...

On a lighter note, found a great instrumental youtube channel, loads of instrumentals on there all with download links, I recommend the Muse ones. http://uk.youtube.com/user/instrumentalsandmore

Tom!

The sheep have moved....

Feeling much better than yesterday. So its Saturday and what have I been doing?
Saw a friend earlier and his crazy dog who attacked my shoes, the dog that is, not the friend. Other than that not much is happening, I feel like I should be working or maybe even writing my book.
What the hell has happened to Australia? Once the best side in the world now a platoon of idiots, I should be happy, its the Ashes next year after all...It's just so odd, I need more time to adjust.
Been listening to Hoppipolla loads, I dont even know what they're saying, they could be singing about the dangers of microwaves in the hands of the Turkish for all I know, but it doesnt really matter quite frankly.
Wow how did that happen?...The sheep moved from one field to the other without me realising, clearly running out of things to say here, will shut up.

Tom,

Fix you on loop

Hello people, I say people I'm not sure anyone reads this these days.

The last time I was this depressed was when...Possibly when England lost the Ashes 5-0, but that was more anger than depression, ok maybe since when I moved house.
I'm listening to Fix you on loop...Is this a good idea? I dont know, not planning to stop though. Why does everything good which happens only last for an annoyingly short period of time? Oh I should stop moaning, whats the use, I'm just gonna bat on Cricket 07...bat until I die, just keep on batting.

Bye,

Tom,

Lenny the boy who wanted to be a train....What a nutter

Saw this play earlier, it was terrible. I dont know quite why, it just was.
Oh who am I kidding? I cant have a proper rant right now, I have stuff on my mind, and yeah its been little more than a day and already somethings happened, how great am I?...Just dont bother answering that, I'll cry.

Hopefully by tommorow my normal ranting self will be back, I hope so anyway,

Bye,

Tom.

Second day back, stuff happened today.....And it was good, oh except my pencil being burnt that was not good

Ok well lets start with the most dramatic event today, girl that rather long entry was all about a few posts back said 'Yes,' to me today...WOAH...Intense joy and quite a large deal of shock, wish I hadnt yelled 'FUCK!!' in reply, thats hardly poetic.

So yes, wooooaaaahhhh....Rather crazy day. My pencil was burnt in Science, only my spare pencil though which is exactly the same as my non spare pencil...o...damn them.

So what am I doing right now? Pondering the days happenings, listening to the Libertines and considering shooting some Germans on Call of Duty 3...nah I'll spare those Germans today.
Oh how could I forget??? Australia V India final test match in Delhi?? Either there or Mumbai, doesnt really matter the Indians will go ballistic if they wrap up the series, if only Australia had picked Symonds!!!! Wait...why am I supporting Australia? (Tom shakes head in disgust).

Better go I fear I'm blahing,

Tom

First day back....

Wonderwall is finally coming to a close...Now what will iTunes shuffle lob at me?.....Radio - The Corrs, hoorah!
So first day back, it was fine really, good to see people once again. Nothing from Angry Girl except a glare at break, glares are fine I'm used to people glaring at me, she can glare as much as she likes, doesn't harm me in the slightest...Ha I win...In the most minor way possible.

But your just in my head, swimming forever in my head, just swimming forever,oh the Corrs and there lovely lyrics. They should win some sort of award for being just great, maybe like a Nobel prize for goodness...Yeah that would work.
Tom flips his Edward Monkton calendar to November, bit late I know...Ok this is what it says:
We must all DANCE to the MUSIC of our DRUM.
But what if our own drum is BROKEN or we are hearing SOMEONE ELSE'S DRUM by mistake?

Good old Edward Monkton,

Bye people,

Tom,

Stupid iplayer, Scouting for Good Lyrics and the last day......

Last day of half term today...Actually as I type this there remains about four hours before I plan to sleep. Am I ready for tommorow? Sort of, yeah I've done all my homework, oh except this history question...But I'm hoping that will just leave me alone and crawl away somewhere soon.
Might have to employ S's services as a bodyguard to combat the evil work of Angry Girl...Not that S will hit Angry Girl, he's compleatly against that, I'm just planning to use him as a human shield in one hand whilst I fend her away with a pointy stick in the other....Oh yeah, I've got this sussed.
Am I looking forward to tommorow? No, but I'm not dreading it which is they key point here.
Though I am listening to Scouting for Girls which could indicate my mind is not entirely right. Scouting for Girls, what a ridiculous band name, who scouts for girls? Probably guys who can only tell a girl that she's lovely 21 times (yeah I've counted damn it).
I suppose SFG arent that bad, Heartbeats ok, though if someone missed a heartbeat that many times I'm near certain they'd be undergoing cpr about half way through the song.
Tried watching Top Gear on iplayer earlier, nope it just wasnt having any of it, how annoying.
Anyway, this history question involving the damned Weimar Republic and Communists isnt running away as I hoped...Better finish.

Tara,

Tom.

Nintendo and France

Did not get much sleep last night, most of my time was spent reading The Portable Door and pondering such silly questions as the one I am about to give you: the Nintendo Wii, in France do they play on the Nintendo yes...?

I hate Nintendo, there always trying to be so fucking different. The Gamecube, that was just a shitter version of the psone but in a cube shape!!! Oh so now everyone goes and buys one. The Nintendo Ds, just a Gameboy (sexist) with very slightly better graphics and oh look you can poke at the screen with a bloody pen! Wahey I've always wanted to do that...not.
So then you get the Nintendo Wii, at first fine I was taken in by it all...Look I can run round the living room waving a little white thing around and the guy on the screen does the same!!!!! It's just so crap though. All the actions are pre-animated, the graphics are basic to say the least and the controllers are so sensitive its like dealing with a toddler high on sugar demanding more sugar, its hell.

Tom,

The Corrs have changed my life.

Howdey,

Ok firstly England lost....I'm not going to dwell on it because that also entwined with the knowledge of Hamiltons victory in the F1 championship will make me cry.

I've been inspired by the Corrs, possibly one of the best bands on the Earth, I say the Earth I bet other planets have good bands as well....What am I talking about?...Yes anyway, I'm going to venture to Ireland one day, maybe in my gap year.
I'm going to go alone, a companion would be nice, but I doubt nobody will be mad enough to go with me. I will walk from my home in the Cotswolds to the middle of Ireland, just for the hell of it, sleeping under the stars, finding my own food. It will be a proper adventure, I'll have to make a sturdy vessel to cross the Irish sea but other than that I see no problem....ignoring the fact I will be entering the Irish Republic illegally....they wont mind, the Swiss didnt after all.

Right, what should I talk about now? Should I stop talking? Should I stop talking to my computer...yes definitely. Should really be doing this English work, its staring at me (in a bad way).

Love life, has that changed at all?...Ha ha as if. Nothings changed, apart from a desire to buy lots of armour and a want for someone to write me a book on how to get over someone, WOAH...That was close, I closed the window thought FUCK ITS ALL GONE...this thing saved it, thank you whoever designed this site!

This is the thing though, the world needs single and lonely people. The male to female ratio on Earth isnt equal after all, we cant all have someone...Now is that such a bad thing? Well yes its a bit of a loss, but better than being dead say...I think anyway.

Better shut up now,
Tara
Tom

Blarg

I'm angry.

That's all I have to say,

Goodbye people,

A very angry Tom

20 million US dollars, near Earth asteroids and other stuff...

Ok it's almost here and I am finding it difficult to keep calm.
For those of you who have no idea what the hell I'm talking about, I'll briefly explain. Bassicaly, this is a cricket game on soon but not just a cricket game, the most valubale match EVER MCEVER.... It's a twenty20 game, which is the shortest form of the game possible, lasts about 100 minutes (so just longer than a football game)and is therefore the most exciting. Here is the crazy bit, thanks to some American nutter called Allen the winning team takes home 20 million dollars!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It starts in under five hours and althought England are the favourites I cant help feeling extremely nervous. For example just imagine if it comes to the last ball, 2 runs needed for victory and then someone like Ian Bell goes and drops it (no offence Bell...but come on fielding isnt your strong point is it?)And how will Harmison cope opening the bowling? This is the most hyped up match since the Ashes a couple of years ago and in that game Harmison bowled the widest delivery ever recorded...Oh this is not looking good.

In other news, I lost the pen I found the other day and I've discovered that were all doomed, we've just escaped the evil work of Cern and now I learn that an asteroid entitled: 99942 Apophis is going to slam into either us or the moon in 2029, bloody hell.

I'll be 36 by then and at that point in my life I doubt I'll have done all the stuff I plan to do, like row across the atlantic or start a politcal revolution based in Shropshire.

Ah well, tara people,

Tom