My faith in MSN has been restored.

This has nothing to do with cricket. England are rubbish. Next. Literally one of the best conversations I've ever had with quite possibly my best friend, read and be enteratined.
Ollie Beaney says:
WHAT
Ollie Beaney says:
THE
Ollie Beaney says:
FUCK
Ollie Beaney says:
BOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!
Ollie Beaney says:
shit tom this is fucking serious
Ollie Beaney says:
youtube is DOWN!!!!
Ollie Beaney says:
you there?
Ollie Beaney says:
ok, it's back now
Tom says:
Sorry I was having lunch
Ollie Beaney says:
no worries
Tom says:
How long was it this time?
Ollie Beaney says:
about half an hour
Tom says:
Shit
Tom says:
I'm sorry, I should have been here
Ollie Beaney says:
it's ok
Ollie Beaney says:
we took many, many casualties
Tom says:
Morale is low
Tom says:
We need something to happen
Ollie Beaney says:
we must keep up a strong defensive
Tom says:
I think I might have to write a letter
Ollie Beaney says:
or the nazis could come in
Tom says:
Hold the line, you did a good job back there, the men appreciate it
Ollie Beaney says:
I have seen such pain
Ollie Beaney says:
the screams will haunt me
Tom says:
You've got to stay strong Ollie
Tom says:
For the country, for your family
Ollie Beaney says:
one of them just wanted to see a kitten trying to stand up!
Ollie Beaney says:
BUT HE COULDNT!
Tom says:
Oh God...
Ollie Beaney says:
OH GOD, THE MAINTINENCE MESSAGE!
Tom says:
What!??!?!
Ollie Beaney says:
We are currently performing site maintenance. Please be patient - we'll be back shortly. 
Ollie Beaney says:
jesus christ, we're surrounded
Tom says:
This is Youtube agian right?
Ollie Beaney says:
Yes
Ollie Beaney says:
oh god
Ollie Beaney says:
what if the nazis have taken youtube
Tom says:
They've broken through
Tom says:
What do we have in reserve????
Tom says:
WHAT DO WE HAVE IN RESERVE
Ollie Beaney says:
MAN THE HARPOONS!
Tom says:
It's too late for that
Tom says:
For fucks sake, get out of there, theres nothing more you can do
Ollie Beaney says:
http://www.gataxsales.com/Pics/Man_the_Harpoons.jpg
Ollie Beaney says:
no
Ollie Beaney says:
we must stay and fight
Tom says:
It's useless
Ollie Beaney says:
when the enemies forces come over the mountain and down through the valley
Ollie Beaney says:
we must stay
Ollie Beaney says:
and fight
Ollie Beaney says:
never surrender
Ollie Beaney says:
never compromise
Ollie Beaney says:
even in the face of armageddon
Tom says:
No...You're right
Ollie Beaney says:
stay with me
Ollie Beaney says:
and man the harpoons
Tom says:
We've gone through too much to just fall back
Ollie Beaney says:
yes
Ollie Beaney says:
we will stay
Ollie Beaney says:
and fight!
Ollie Beaney says:
to the death!
Tom says:
to the death
Ollie Beaney says:
i can see them!
Ollie Beaney says:
they're coming!
Ollie Beaney says:
oh god
Ollie Beaney says:
there's thousands!
Ollie Beaney says:
OPEN FIAH!!!!!!!
Tom says:
we can buy the women and children time
Tom says:
give them hell
Ollie Beaney says:
*fires harpoons*
Tom says:
*wonders if we could be using something more effective than harpoons*
Ollie Beaney says:
jesus christ
Tom says:
*shrugs and fires anyway*
Ollie Beaney says:
they just keep coming
Tom says:
We cant keep this up...
Ollie Beaney says:
we must try
Ollie Beaney says:
they're gaining ground!
Ollie Beaney says:
i think...
Tom says:
where the hell are they all coming from?????
Ollie Beaney says:
we may have to use...
Ollie Beaney says:
the final option
Ollie Beaney says:
http://sinth.info/pix/low%20orbit%20ion%20cannon.jpg
Tom says:
No...
Ollie Beaney says:
destroy the land, destroy ourselves, but stopping them
Ollie Beaney says:
we cant keep them away
Tom says:
Surely not?
Tom says:
How many harpoons have we got left?
Ollie Beaney says:
they just keep marching forwards
Ollie Beaney says:
less than 9000
Ollie Beaney says:
they're gaining ground fast!
Tom says:
We only use the cannon when we're out of harpoons
Tom says:
that was the agreement
Ollie Beaney says:
sir! we have to use the cannon now!
Tom says:
NO
Ollie Beaney says:
they will have gotten past our defences by the time we have run out of harpoons!
Tom says:
I will not risk our supply of rice!
Tom says:
Are you sure there is no other way?
Ollie Beaney says:
just think about all this time we've spent talking and not firing the harpoons
Tom says:
oh god
Ollie Beaney says:
they're at the river!
Ollie Beaney says:
they're just going straight through it
Tom says:
Alright...Complete me a risk assesment on the enemy forces
Ollie Beaney says:
sir, give me authority to fire the cannon
Tom says:
Then...Use the canoon
Tom says:
*cannon
Ollie Beaney says:
I shall radio through now
Tom says:
Good job
Ollie Beaney says:
*Begin radio transmission*
enemy forces took youtube by force, they came down through googe valley and accross freedom of speech planes. We have tried to hold them off at the edge of  eCommerce mountains, the only known path through to MSN city, but we are fast running out of harpoons. They are gaining ground fast and just crossed the bittorrent river.
Ollie Beaney says:
To stop the advance of the e-nazis, we are going to use the Low Orbit Ion Cannon. It shall destroy our great nation, and everyone in it. But it will anihalate their forces also
Ollie Beaney says:
It has been an honour
Ollie Beaney says:
*end transmission*
Ollie Beaney says:
ok, transmission sent
Tom says:
Look...Just wait
Tom says:
Do you remember what impact this will have on IE?
Ollie Beaney says:
starting cannon firing preperation procedure
Ollie Beaney says:
I know, IE will be wiped off the map
Tom says:
And firefox?
Ollie Beaney says:
but if the e-nazis take over IE, then there will be nothing left to protect Firefox or opera
Ollie Beaney says:
they have already conqured google chrome!
Tom says:
IE will have to be a sarcrifce,
Ollie Beaney says:
it must be done
Tom says:
It will buy us time
Tom says:
Firefox must not fall
Ollie Beaney says:
it will wipe us off the map, but save the others
Tom says:
I'm going to change server now
Tom says:
Go ahead
Ollie Beaney says:
no!
Ollie Beaney says:
i need you to be here with me
Ollie Beaney says:
we fought this togeather!
Ollie Beaney says:
dont leave now!
Tom says:
I can't...I need to get out
Tom says:
I'm sorry
Tom says:
*salutes*
Ollie Beaney says:
*salutes*
Ollie Beaney says:
the cannon is charged
Ollie Beaney says:
i suggest you change now sir
Ollie Beaney says:
i shall stay here and fire the cannon
Ollie Beaney says:
and..... perish
Tom says:
I've left IE
Tom says:
Do it!
Ollie Beaney says:
*presses button*
Ollie Beaney says:
look! in the sky!
Ollie Beaney says:
you can see it building mass
Ollie Beaney says:
oh god, the noise is horrible
Ollie Beaney says:
i can feel the heat building
Ollie Beaney says:
here it comes
Tom says:
Get your head down! For God's sake
Tom says:
Don't look at the light
Ollie Beaney says:
oh god....
Ollie Beaney says:
WHAT
Ollie Beaney says:
THE
Ollie Beaney says:
FUCK
Ollie Beaney says:
BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
Tom says:
Ollie...?
Ollie Beaney says:
oh arhalufihl oufglIQUGF